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Righto off to Phookers. Leaving this shit weather to ya’s. Cold beer, hot sun, oohhh yeah. Love and kisses x 💑
😘 🏖️⛱️
Bon voyage Mike and Mrs Mike
You will not be forgotten in the Nelson toilets.
Fond memories are they T?
I couldn’t possibly comment, just avoid cubicle two.
theres a few glory holes in auckland T so your services can get put to good use there!
could take the mrs and share her around as a couple of the glory holes are at swingers/sex clubs.
The glory hole won’t be the same now he’s gone!
Cold weather is good for your health.
Kills the bugs.
Lots of bugs in those hot, steamy places.
Be careful what you breathe, touch, gobble and eat.
Oh, and don’t take your gun to a Policeman.
Morning, to all you King’s Servants.
Find yourself on the list.
If not ya still a servant.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/kings-birthday-honours-2026-the-full-list-knights-dames-and-all-other-recipients/LLDSX5I7LRHDVD5FOYO2BOIGNE/
Matthew Horncastle’s Post
Matthew Horncastle
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Christchurch City Council owns more than six billion dollars of commercial assets.
It does not own them directly. It owns them through a holding company. Christchurch City Holdings. Eight businesses. An airport. A port. A lines network. A fibre network. A maintenance company. A rubbish sorting company. Two property companies.
Six billion dollars.
Last year that six billion paid the council fifty five million.
That is a return of under one percent.
Read that again. The council borrows at five percent. It owns assets that pay it back less than one. It is borrowing against itself to hold a portfolio that yields almost nothing. No private owner alive would tolerate that spread. The ratepayer is not asked. The ratepayer is conscripted.
So here is the question nobody on the council wants asked.
Why does a council own a maintenance company. Private firms do that everywhere else in the country. Why does a council own a rubbish sorting business. Why does a council run property development, the one thing the market does best and at its own risk instead of yours. Why does a council own an airport that now makes its money from retail and property near a runway.
There is no answer. There was never an answer. Owning these businesses was never the council’s job.
They will reach for the monopoly argument. The port. The lines. They will say a private owner would gouge you. It sounds serious. It is not. Every lines company in this country is price regulated already. The protection comes from the regulator. It does not come from the shareholder. Council ownership adds nothing to your protection. It only adds political risk, trapped capital, and a board that answers to elections instead of to discipline.
Sell the maintenance company. Sell the rubbish company. Sell the property companies. Sell the fibre. Sell the port. Sell the airport stake. Sell the lines.
Sell all eight.
Then take every dollar and kill the council debt. Not new spending. Debt.
Auckland already sold half its airport. The precedent exists. The maths is not hard. The only thing missing is the honesty to say it out loud.
A council exists to do the few things only it can do. It does not exist to run an investment fund with your money and your risk and your name on the downside.
Sell the lot. Pay down the debt. Give the city back to the people who built it.
Think he’s barking up the wrong tree, Auckland sold most of its assets apart from the port and property company and still in debt up to our eyeballs with out of control wasteful spending and never ending rate increases
I think the point really is, why are they all holding old assets that they could offload for new projects?
The Govt. is the same. Why do they own school buildings and the like when they could go into a trust or super scheme and pay rent? That would make the users look hard at their spending and how they could use the facilities more effectively.
The three Tauranga high schools are a good example of the waste and duplication and how they are out of date with the current way people work and where they live.
The bigger the cities the worse the problem.
Hanging onto old or redundant assets is a waste of opportunity..
The reason the govt hold schools and such is solely to spread wealth amongst the kumata of the iwi!
The reason the council hold old assets is solely for the pretty people, male and female to swan around looking pretty, sucking on the tit!
I spent most of yesterday making a brand new voodoo doll that would work better than the original. Fired it up and told it to take out either Lynda Topp or Stan Walker – either one would be fine. Unfortunately something went wrong and some old bloke who used to be in the Commodores got taken out instead. Never mind, I’ll make a few adjustments and give it another whirl.
Hey T, keep working on it. The original recipients of your remodeled Voodoo Doll were just perfect. Pity the Doll had a malfunction. The faulty parts, causing failure in the Doll, were probably some Chinese knockoff, if new parts are needed, obtain them from anywhere in lower Louisiana or Haiti, that should ensure durability and correct functioning..
I would strongly encourage you to have another go.
One the subject of things going wrong, I’ve been through the complete list of gong recipients for Chucks birthday and I can’t find my name there anywhere! Watch out Chuck there’s a doll coming your way. I will not be denied again!
To be honest here, I was offered one for services to free speech. I turned it down because they would’t offer the same to any of you fine people
Turned it down….Matyr.
How on earth do you tell Lynda Topp and Stan Walker apart.
Either, other would be good, your choice!
Sb came home at the right time.
A monster storm is unleashing havoc across Perth and our south-west tonight, ripping through homes, bringing down trees and cutting power to tens of thousands.
Authorities also warn that the worst is yet to come. #9News
https://www.facebook.com/reel/982914331049931
That stupid tart holding the fence to prevent it falling over…. She is lucky it did not rip off. Humans are no match for the power of wind.
Yet so many of our politicians are still smoking the Zero Carbon Emissions Taxes, maintaining those government departments, and the Media are not inquiring, asking questions about the IPCC admitting to “implausible” scenarios.
Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF May 29
The United Nations has scrapped its worst‑case climate scenario.
Now is the time for a reckoning.
Entire countries shut down oil and gas and made themselves poorer based on the climate hoax.
Climate alarmists must be discredited, defunded, and issue formal apologies.
https://nitter.poast.org/DanielTurnerPTF/status/2060398162892689611#m
Christiana Figueres was appointed as the new Executive Secretary of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC)
Her purpose as said by the elitist UN guidance in 2015.:—-
…. the goal of enviromental activism was NOT to save the world from ecological calamity, but to DESTROY CAPITALISM …..
https://nitter.poast.org/CAROL11959252/status/2060472094681399716#m
with an IPCC official admission about “distributing world resources” that goes back to 2010.
With a picture of many well known stalwarts that have been using science to fight against the overplayed Climate Change UN – WEF conspiracies.
the Scientific Community are now coming forward to question CO2’s relationship to the climate.
https://nitter.poast.org/ChrisSkinnerSk1/status/2060507069179158859#m
The redistribution is to gain globalization with the reins of control.
2010
https://www.nationalreview.com/planet-gore/ipcc-climate-policy-redistributing-worlds-wealth-greg-pollowitz/amp/?
So many are doubling down, aided by suppression, stifling debate on this “implausible” IPCC as they see the flow gravy taxes, fees, levies, permits, into the troughs for themselves, with many of the controlling laws, regulations & rules.
Just to network other earlier links on the “implausible” IPCC
https://ysb.co.nz/have-your-say-767/#comment-479086
It is just ocassionally surfacing as a comment on other blogs.
Thanks Dougal10
Conned or snout guided into the money trough?
They just cant bring themselves to the realisation that they have been conned , its a major problem with the type of people who enter politics.
France is fucked
https://x.com/andweknow/status/2060984198006182047?s=46
Editor
The frogs were warned of this possibility when they started letting in Muslim ‘refugees’ after the Algerian fiasco, but with their typical arrogance declared that such things would never happen on French soil.
They appear to have been wrong in that assessment…
Just a day out, in gay Paree, to take in & enjoy a car’bque.
https://nitter.net/i/status/2061025583530754496
15 secs.
Mexinization, Islamification, Africanization, Indigenization, …….ation the arising of the rule of new civilizations within the gates as guided by the UN-WEF.
All well supported by the government, paying out taxpayers monies in social welfare, in benefits, housing. etc..
Many of the western civilisation has swallowed the various customized to the country, the ways of the devious “kool-aid”.
Like bankruptcy, it starts slowly, until suddenly, the business, the civilization is all over.
“Jahiliyyah” is well recognized & practiced.
The fall of a country, a civilization.
crime is “out of control”, with fears that the country is sliding towards a “Mexinization” in which public authority is destroyed.
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/05/31/france-seven-in-ten-believe-crime-is-out-of-control-country-faces-mexinization/
How can one have trust in such a society?
We have in the past accepted government rule, by our trust in granting consent to be ruled.
Trust in the law? Judiciary? Police, Health?, Education? whatever government?
Going going Gone.
The issue is never the issue, but to continue the ongoing revolution
Those little fiefdoms, have grown in power & control, to where anarchy-terror will grow to where war-lords, a mad ideology, will rule with tyrannical force & control.
UPDATE: An Official Information Act (OIA) response from the Ministry of Health (Manatū Hauora), obtained by @KiwiAly late on Friday the 29th of May 2026, confirms that from PM to PM on Friday, 13 August 2021, a high-level “Vaccine Ministers” meeting took place via Zoom.
The Ministry of Health has officially confirmed in this response that Chris Hipkins served as the Chair of this meeting in his capacity as Minister for COVID-19 Response. Joining him were then-Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, Finance Minister Grant Robertson, Health Minister Andrew Little, and Associate Health Ministers Dr. Ayesha Verrall, Aupito William Sio, and Peeni Henare, alongside top officials from Medsafe, the COVID-19 Directorate, and the Director-General of Health.Ministers Dr. Ayesha Verrall, Aupito William Sio, and Peeni Henare, alongside top officials from Medsafe, the COVID-19 Directorate, and the Director-General of Health.
Where they all agreed to ” It was requested that references to increasing dosing intervals potentially providing some protection against myocarditis be removed from communications. This has been actioned.”
THEY HID THE TRUTH !
This is the final piece of the puzzle . MORE TO COME SOON !
SIGN THE PETITION CALLING FOR HIPKINS TO RESIGN peoplesinquiry.nz
@HopeRising19 @nzdsos In the mean time its of Such public interest here is a fun little video on a very serious matter! NZOFP – Join the NZOFP nzofp.co.nz/join-the-nzofp support us holding them to account! #resign #dishonesty #accountabilty #suppression #safetyinformation #nzpol #nzpolitis
https://x.com/kiwialy/status/2060897333467025732?s=12
What is now needed is the transcript of the meeting. Zoon does that . It records it all and then summarises, although I imagine that these devious rats didn’t use that feature.
Well that’s pretty clear they all knew, lied by omission, covered up and straight out lied about the coverup. Heads need to roll.
Lined up against a wall and expedited to hell.
Not sure if Hell wants fuckers like these…. How can he still turn up each day as the leader of a political party when he has been caught lying so blatantly?
Chippie is a pathological liar. He and other Fabians believe their way is superior and knows best for the rest of us. He knows he lies, he knows we know he lies. He does not care as lies will lead us to their socialist nirvana.
you got that right.
..every day for a week.
ask AI.
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lighthearted ?? Pleased to see S.B. has been classified.
Never forget history
https://x.com/billybrown1983/status/2061159322655334875?s=12
Unintelligent people look for scapegoats.
France is descending into chaos as Muslim mobs take to the streets, burning everything in sight, chanting “Allah hu Akbar” and “Death to France,” and openly calling for Islamic Law.
https://x.com/andweknow/status/2060984198006182047?s=46
The irony is that if they had sharia law they would be severely punished for their rioting.
What proportion of those mobs are employed? What proportion depend on the French state for support? What proportion are in positions of control in French organizations?
Thought not…
Rupert is right. Millions must be deported.
Demanding more controls over any one who distresses him so that he becomes a victim..
Muslim MP demanding to know what the punishment will be for the members of the house if he feels they have been Islamophobic.
I wonder when they will be demanding what punishments the British public will face.
Maybe public stonings
or public lashings, maybe beheadings?
https://nitter.net/HJB_News__/status/2060290803394650191#m
1 min 15 secs :
The Parliamentarians suicidially enable this change to further islamification, …..ification and to inflict that on the people they purportly & deviously con the vote from, to be a representative.
One can see the use of the domination of law and fealty to Islam and Islamic perspective.
This is also being applied in other Parliaments, in other various & devious ways, under the auspices of DEI to be Inclusive.
Reminder to oneself, as per Ed’s latter link below, that I must also include transgenderification or I could be charged with some crime or either.
Keith the Apocalypse Bringer. This is very good, DOC take note!
https://x.com/SamaHoole/status/2061170210489643240
Brilliant
Happy Birthday Clint, 96
Clint Eastwood was 96 on May 31.
https://x.com/CigsMake/status/2061212122877698233
Dream the impossible dream??
https://x.com/TimjboAU/status/2060994683929768294/video/1?s=46
And the impossible dream, from being a “finance minister” to the “Vice Chancellor” of Otago University.
…. latest newsletter, the bill to define woman & man biologically accurately is “upsetting” and “disturbing”.
Perhaps he could do a little field trip to the medical school and do some research on testicles, prostate glands, scrotums, ovaries, fallopian tubes, uteruses & cervixes.
It will blow his mind!
https://nitter.net/bobmccoskrienz/status/2060791561475301682
Some interesting memes and comments about Grant Robinson’s past are raised in comments too. 😀
Delusional. Perhaps mental health assessments are in order for those who believe in biological impossibilities.
Real biological women are pissed off with the approved govt/law elevation of fake ring-in trans want-to-be’s. 😡
i see quite a few kiwis have been killed on the roads this weekend, our pigs always take credit when theres a low or zero toll for holiday periods so im assuming on tonights 6pm news some head pig will be blaming police for all the deaths?…. yeah nah, didnt think so.
our roads are shit, our pigs are useless and kiwi drivers are some of the shitest there is but i do wonder if thats due to importing even shitter drivers?
even most aussie dirt roads ive driven over the past couple months are better than most nz roads and highways. not so many impatient arrogant fucks on the roads over their either.
We are definitely importing shitter drivers. I had some young Indian bitch tailgate me the other week coming home. I was doing the speed limit and there were cars in front of me, so it’s not like a could go faster.
I did the raised hand and the look in the mirror of, “WTF are you doing?”, but she didn’t get the message and was actually weaving like she wanted to pass. In the end I got so fucked off that I stopped the car in the middle of the 30 kph zone, got out, walked over and asked what was wrong with her and why was she driving up my arse?
Bitch then gave me the finger, so I returned to my car and sat there. She got on the horn – who cares. Smarter drivers started going around.
Seriously, she deserved a slapping, and I sincerely hope someone gives her one. Hopefully she might reconsider her fucked driving, at the least.
As well as the obvious newbies on the road It seems since the lockdowns it appears there are an awful lot of angry and aggressive drivers on the roads?
i guess i was used to it, once i got back here i noticed how hard up other cars arses everyone drives.
very agressive and watched several in front of us swerve in and out abandoning passing attempts, one finally passed only to stop for at a coffee van about 3km further, wtf? whats the point in risking your life like that to get coffee about 15seconds sooner?
kiwis are fucked
yep even around town. Boot booted women in a hurry. Cars that are just too powerful for them at low speeds.
i dwindling maga cultists will be claiming this is some sortve 4d chess move…
https://open.substack.com/pub/heatherdelaneyreese/p/donald-trump-knows-hes-in-serious?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=63ysdi
i see his jew masters are doing their best to derail any peace plan, trump is “still deciding” which means hes on his knees desperately begging israel for permission to get the deal done.
this was never about iran, it was all about a massive land grab in lebabon. iran was the smokescreen and the oranfe retard got used by the jews.
trumps lashing out just goes to show hes lost control of the situation and being a pos narcisist he cant accept or face the epic failure of his fuckup.
looking forward to his impeachment and removal from office after novembers midterms.
joooooooooooooze
yup, the small hat wearers fuck the world mate. your buddy kea and the austrian painter were right.
Dogs who achieve bigly
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dsBQ4lF7p64
Top 10 Dogs Carrying Big Sticks
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Th pushback begins (UK). No blasphemy law for Islam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCIDwI5uEM
MP introduces law FORCING Labour to ABOLISH Muslim ‘protection’ law
Parliamentarian
In the House of Commons, Nick Timothy introduces a bill that would require the Labour government to adjust the Public Order Act to prevent section 29J being used as a de fact blasphemy law, supported by Rupert Lowe and others.
…
A missionary priest is in Thailand when he is approached by a man pimping prostitutes.
The man says in broken English, “I have pretty girl for you!”
The missionary responds, “No thank you”
But he is persistent, “What you like? Long hair? Boobs? Legs?”
The missionary says, “No thank you. I am here to preach the words of Jesus.”
The man says, “Oh! You want boy!”
In ChCh. What a cold, unhappy dump. Staying o.n at Sudima next to the terminal. Jetstar out to Phuket 0600 tomorrow. Lost my farkin cellphone on the Air NZ flight down. Now, AirNZ. I will fucking walk next time rather than fly those PC cnuts. It’s been fully maorified. Pathetic. Dirty sambos running around in grass skirts on screen. Mumbo jumbo sticking their tongues out. Fuk knows what the tourists think.. Nah fuck ’em. It really was cringy and embarrassing to watch. The pilot started talking about the flight as we took off. Every 3rd word was maori. Nah that’s it for me AIRNZ. Never again.
perth to auckland i flew air nz, there was next to no maori shit at all, was some green monster and a heap of DOC and takahe stuff.
auckland to qtown i couldnt tell ya as i was asleep before the plane left the ground but perhaps they only push the bro shit domestically so they international folk dont lose the will to live before arriving here?
i thought you were a high rolla hunty? wtf this jetstar bullshit!… youll be bumped to the next flight cuz overbooking or else cancelled altogether if the flights not full enough.
fwiw ive found emirates and virgin australia best to fly with. quantas is ok but its certainly nowhere near the airline it was 10-15yrs ago.
Im a tight arse
the rainbow community in nelson say otherwise.
hunty has room for 2 apparently
May be somewhat route specific. Tokyo to Auckland last month wasn’t really very pc, the service was good and the food acceptable. Better than the previous flights on Qantas Auckland to Singapore.
Ain’t karma great
https://x.com/ana_eliana_/status/2061069269056827600?s=46
Karma’s great, unfortunately this is AI crap.
Like being the real smurfs;—
https://nitter.net/i/status/2061069269056827600
Smurfing through life, like a good true blue democrat.
Welcome to winter. Full on grey, raining miserable day in the Waikato. 🌧️
ive only seen blue sky for 1½ days since returning to nz, down here is known for the eternal grey and foggy winter… very depressing esp when the boss sends me sunny blue sky after 35mm rain and 21°c.
looking forward to a non miserable winter for once, feel bad leaving mrs sb here to endure it. i do love southland frosts tho esp a week in a row with clear skies. its the endless grey, damp and fog i hate.
Just take them with you get a nice place on the coast south of the city , WA will beat Gore any day of the week ,
ive suggested it a few times… only chance of that happening anytime soon is if labour greens tpm get into power this election. boss has hounded me alot to move the family over
mrs sb will go over with me next year and work at cbh while im on the farm. (mrs sb used to run a bin last time we were there)
i could never go there permanently, too boring for me. the outdoors/fishin/huntin is shit and im not a pisshead which seems to be about the only thing to occupy ones self with there, id only be there for the money. i rekon i could do 2-3yrs there tho and smash out the mortage then come back home and just cruise aslong as the greens havent fully communised and maorified this place by then?
Translate this for us oldies
“work at cbh while im on the farm. (mrs sb used to run a bin last time we were there)”
Got a mate who diaries at pinjarra seems to be good area , personally i would prefer nsw as a place to live and bring up kids , either tamworth gunnedah or narrabri . Lots of hunting and mountains in the distance for views
YAY! Thanks for your work…
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H8aI98dEIPo
Constantine Kissen: A Quick Message To The People Trying To Cancel Me
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A clever invention to quickly tighten up stuffed barbed wire.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZxFhiyZC7uU
Not bad for a red neck farmer