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Viking
5 months ago

Where’s the beach bum this morning?

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Viking
5 months ago

Stop stalking me. The midnight phone calls are a little creepy. How’d you get my number? What’s wrong with you? 🫵

rightoverlabour
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

I must stop phoning numbers in men’s toilets promising a good time…

Mike Hunty
Reply to  rightoverlabour
5 months ago

how much ( asking for Viking )

Viking
5 months ago

Will TOP be the party of absconders?
Former National MP quits party, joins TOP in new role.
She’s been a paid-up National Party member for nearly 25 years and was one of its MPs for eight years. But scrapping and replacing pay equity laws was the “atomic bomb” which prompted her to quit and join The Opportunity Party. Now she’s a mentor to its leader. Lloyd Burr explains.
When Jackie Blue delivered her valedictory speech at Parliament in 2013, she finished by paying homage to a party she’d spent more than a decade dedicated to:
“I am very proud of the National Party. I am proud that the vision and values of this party were founded on a strong human rights framework. The right to be safe, to have equal opportunity, to be free, and have choice are all fundamental freedoms,” she said.
But fast forward 13 years and Dr Blue – who served as Equal Employment Opportunities Commissioner after her time in politics – has changed her tune completely.

bla bla. then

That’s what has led to a new role for Dr Blue at TOP alongside her party membership: a mentor to Wong.

Qiulae Wong announced as Opportunity Party leader, touts tax reform

‘She has the Ardern factor’
What exactly does the role of ‘mentor to the leader’ involve? Dr Blue says it’s just an informal role as part of Wong’s core support crew as she navigates the “nasty business of politics”.
“She’s actually got really good skills. No one needs to tell her to do this or that because she’s got a great work ethic and good instincts. I’m really happy to be able to encourage and support her in any way,” she says.
Interestingly, Dr Blue says Wong reminds her of former Labour leader and Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern when she first entered Parliament in 2008.

Will TOP be the party of absconders?
She’s not the first former MP of one the major parties to abscond to TOP. Its general manager is former Labour MP and minister Iain Lees Galloway who was fired by Ardern in 2020 over an alleged affair with a former staffer

https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360947139/former-national-mp-quits-party-joins-top-new-role

So that’s a good reason not to vote for them, if you needed one.
Galloway was a slime ball.

FJA
FJA
Reply to  Viking
5 months ago

They’re commies through and through. Basically a slightly less nutty Green party. But only slightly.

“We’ll dial down the anger, stop the policy flip-flops and bring National & Labour together on our biggest challenges.”

Ok – so we get the worst of all the shit supported by ostensibly less nutty eco loons.

“We have world-leading solar, wind, hydro and geothermal resources — but we still spend over $20 billion a year buying fossil fuels.”

Commies.

“A Citizen’s Income backs every Kiwi so they can afford the basics to live well and contribute. Most adults will receive a regular payment roughly in line with the current Jobseeker benefit. No paperwork, no bureaucrats – just a financially secure base to build a life on.”

UBS. Commies.

“Repeal the Treaty Principles Bill and Marine and Coastal Area (Takutai Moana) Amendment Bill if these are passed.”
“Support growth in the numbers of qualified te reo teachers, to ensure a place for te reo education at school.”

Commies.

“Preparing for climate change means doing our part to prevent further heating — using our international relationships to push for greater global effort, and adapting to climate disruption.”

Commies.

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FJA
FJA
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

***UBI***

Tarquin
Reply to  Viking
5 months ago

She was a waste of space as an M.P and it doesn’t look like she’s improving with this decision.

Viking
5 months ago
Tarquin
5 months ago

Morning all, I was watching One News last night, there was an item about Nelson Hospital. The usual story, overworked doctors, woman with large lump of greenstone hanging round her neck moaning about everything, head honcho who looks like a cartoon character in a flowery shirt saying soothing things. The only one missing was Simeon Brown the minister of health. Where is he? I haven’t heard anything from him for ages, where has he gone?

Tarquin
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

Why the down ticks? It’s a perfectly reasonable question unless your name is Luxon and you’re hiding behind the couch.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

I just threw one in because Im a C U next tuesday….

Tarquin
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

That’s alright, it was me who put your phone number on the gay toilet door where Viking found it.

nasska
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

Your voluntary matchmaking efforts will put Grindr out of business. 🙂

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

That’s all good, brother… but the question remains, what were you doing in a gay toilet? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Tarquin
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

I was meeting some Nigerian bloke called Doyle about a really good business deal.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

fark off, hunty told you he was gunna be on the other side of the glory hole

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

theyll have simeon on a short leash somewhere esp with luxon/nats polling crashing. they wont want anyone to outshine the bald cunts head.

i didnt think theyre stupid enough to commit electoral suicide by changing leader/pm before an election… i still dont think theyre stupid enough to do it but i think theyre going to be desperate enough to do so.
if the dumb fucks dont sort their shit out its gunna be a vote winnie election to keep the crazy greens/tpm/op out of coalition with labour.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

It’s a long time to the election. Better now than two weeks before.

Tarquin
Reply to  Sooty
5 months ago

If it’s any help I think they should keep Luxon on. He’s actually pretty good in parliament he just needs to grow a set and start hooking into the likes of Maiki Sherman et al. There is no doubt he’s capable he’s just got to start doing it and his and Nationals popularity will start lifting. Way too late to change leaders in an election year. Putting the boot into Hipkins and exposing a heap of his atrocious lies and bating mad Chloe wouldn’t do any harm either.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

It’s really, really bad when you can’t even out poll that ginga ninja sausage roll kid. National have a problem, who do they replace him with? How about hootys wanker?

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

^ boom, this…. but we all know luxon wont grow balls or find a spine and will continue to pander to those who will never vote nats.

fully cut all media funding effective imediately, then take a big fucking axe and machete to any special maori privileges, funding, treaty rort, waitani tribunal, maori seats etc… do it today to show theyre serious.

the dumb fucking nats still think this election can be won on the economy, theyre losing that big time and its clear they dont give a fuck about the average kiwi only their wealthy business mates.
theyre the most tone deaf party in nz politics, they cant read a room, feel the mood of a nation and have insulated themselves with like minded morons that only give a fuck about their own best interests.

keep luxon on and just pray for a strong act and nzf vote, winston will probably get a stint at PM be it nats or labour the way things are going.

Viking
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

He’s still out there in the wild.
There is a pic this morning of him getting the prick at some random hospital.
Checking him for kidney disease, apparently, since it’s kidney disease awareness week.

Dougal10
Reply to  Tarquin
5 months ago

Nelson hospital is part of wellington hospital it is always an easy beatup going to the smaller sibling and crying foul.

Viking
5 months ago

US President Donald Trump says he’s replacing his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and will nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin.
Trump made the announcement on social media on Thursday (NZT Friday), two days after Noem faced a grilling on Capitol Hill from GOP members as well as Democrats.
Trump says he’ll make Noem a “Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas,” a new security initiative that he said would focus on the Western Hemisphere.
Noem is the first Cabinet secretary to leave during Trump’s second term.

Yep the arse wipes gave her a hard time. typical male chauvinist pigs.

Viking
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

Can’t say I have, but if he can, then a good choice.
Noem was struggling a bit against the arsewipes.

Nasty bunch of fat pricks.

Alice
5 months ago

Even in these dire days the British sense of humour reigns supreme, it is what made Britain the greatest country on Earth:

A View From Yorkshire
@models_by_Russ
·

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,
I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.
I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.
Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.
I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.
You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.
Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.
For £35,000 I will:
• Leave quietly.
• Not require a press conference.
• Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
• Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.
I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.
Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.
Who knew?
While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.
May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.
In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.
If successful, I promise to:
• Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
• Not stage a protest on the runway.
• And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.
All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.
Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

one wonders why a single roading job in nz requires more road cones and traffic management than half a dozen roading jobs combined here in aussie?

seriously nz roading contractors are a fucking pathetic joke, their main role is fucking off drivers and milking every last cent from taxpayers while delivering sweet fuck all.
over here road works start and are completed in a day or so, sometimes overnight and to a very high standard. nz it would take at least 3wks and there will be potholes or surface peeling away within days of completion.

as i eluded to the other day on comparing our road quality i really dont think nz road contractors are up to the fucking task.
they need hefty penalties for shitty work, they need accountability but most of all they need to fuck off and let someone else thats competent to come in and do the job properly.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

Last week travelling back down the Northern expressway we saw at least three separate road workers with health ‘n safety support. Working behind the safety barrier apparently requires two separate lit up orange arrow trucks (with presumably a crew of two), signage plus a row of cones as well as the driver of the ute the worker arrived in. Four – six people to pick up rubbish and other necessary work.

No wonder NZ is broke

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Dougal10
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

Makikihi the other day , genuine road signs were 30 meters short of fucking rules , so taped over 100 sign and 30 meters later put up a temporary 100 cones everywhere. You could say this was needed but it was over a bloody river bridge from actual work . When ever anyone critiques it on social media the dumb fecks that sit in trucks at job site bag the commentators for wanting to kill road workers . The system is shagged.

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

…..”they need hefty penalties for shitty work”…..

I think that’s been tried. They just included the probable penalties into the quotes & carried on as before.

We were better off with the Ministry of Works even though we didn’t realise it at the time.

Viking
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

Ya got dementia old chap.

The roads had a lot lighter loads, smaller trucks and there were a lot fewer of them.

Aussie has a much harder soil or rock base than we have, as much of oursoil is alluvial, broken rock or volcanic shit.

Not even in the same category.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

Them road cones and all other wankfuckery, are due to the pen pushers/’elf and safety nutters who believe drivers cannot think for themselves when there are some roadworks going on. It’s fucked up, alright. Get back to basics you C’s. We know what we are doing at roadwork sites.

Viking
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

Having done a few miles yesterday, drivers cannot think for themselves when there are some roadworks going on.
And they are worse in town.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

They produce shite finished road surface.
Manhole covers and water stop valves etc, above and below the road surface.
The poor bloody motorist is ducking and diving, trying to miss them.
How many cyclist fall off crashing into them!

nasska
5 months ago

The cull initiated by the vaccine mandates carries on. From https://www.noticer.news/vicki-dederian-dies-vaccine-heart-transplant/

#. “A mother-of-two has died three years after being denied a lifesaving heart transplant by a Melbourne hospital because she would not get vaccinated against Covid-19.”

#. “(she) told news.com.au she felt like keeping her off the waiting list was a “form of punishment” for not getting vaccinated.”

Andrews (Vic) & the Mad Queen (NZ) should rank alongside Pol Pot on any list of genocidal leaders.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

dang go through all that and then die of a brain bleed 14days after finally getting the transplant is a bit rough.

nasska
5 months ago

AI is a control freak’s wet dream. The Yanks are starting to realise that the surveillance systems they are funding to provide safety can & will be used against them. From https://san.com/cc/flock-safety-says-ai-surveillance-could-stop-all-crime-critics-cry-1984/

#. “An artificial intelligence start-up, which halted its trial with federal agencies over concerns it shared users’ data, said it wants to enter public surveillance and prevent all crime before it happens,”

Honed by NZ’s feminist knowalls & their quest for the Holy Grail of perfect safety at any price, statements like this make my blood run cold:

#. “Critics have said that Flock Safety’s expansion is creating an Orwellian atmosphere across the nation in the quest for public safety.”

Not all have swallowed the Koolaid:

#. “Two civil liberties organizations have spoken out against Flock’s drone and license plate programs, and said they are instead being used to track people.”

Blind Freddy can see that in NZ the brown scrotes who terrorise the populace will be invisible to the watchers & the surveillance will be used to micro manage the lives of the rest of us.

Perfect safety or civil liberties? Sooner or later we will be faced with a choice & we will be well advised to make our own decisions rather than trust our slimy politicians.

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

Hoping for 20 Mps each Act MZ1st National 23 thne we might get the radical lefislation to steer NZ through the coming recessionery storm.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

stuffed straw poll, for stuffed i thought the results quite odd but no doubt itll swing later or just get taken down.

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Dougal10
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

Give the job to Winston , and let a new nat leader loose to attack chloe and chippy

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Dougal10
5 months ago

Winston is leader of NZFirst.

National will f*k up Luxon’s replacement. Is there anyone in the Nats with talent?

Simeon possibly but he doesn’t have the support?

Useless Willis will have to go too. And take that oily snake belly Tama Potaka (gimme, gimmie) out as well.

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
Dougal10
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

Hand the PM job over , wouldn’t the media go mental

Mike Hunty
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

I’ll do it. I will fix New Zealand.

Viking
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

ACT haven’t seen your application yet!

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

Who could replace him that is even marginally competent and likeable?

nasska
Reply to  Starving Artist
5 months ago

1) Simeon Brown

2) Erica Stanford

Mike Hunty
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

Brown? No way. He looks 12 years old and not strong, plus he’s got the gayest name. Michael Hunty. Now there’s a solid bastard. 💥💥💥BOOM💥💥💥. Job done.

nasska
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

….”Now there’s a solid bastard”…..

Euphemisms! Round these parts we call them fat illegitimates. 🙂

Mike Hunty
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

I’ll find you..like I found the Bird. I might say…we never hear from the Bird…

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

Erica Stanford is lobbying to bring in ID for under 16’s which means ID for everyone. No thanks.

Meanwhile the kids are too clever and get around any internet age block as has happened with the UK and Aus attempt at age bans.

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

I sed to rate Erica Stanford but when started sneaking in Maorification she lost me , ditto Luxflakes and seems to wanting to enjoy the Sam Broughton treatment (SDC Mayor full of Maorification and rate rises and got his arse kicked so hard and Luxon just cannot see it.

nasska
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

Fair comment. I’d forgotten.

Viking
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

I knew it.

Early-stage dementia.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Viking
5 months ago

She is kinda pretty. Can’t blame Nasska for losing focus. 🙂

Viking
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

Don’t make feeble excuses for him.
And no, she’s not that exciting.

FJA
FJA
Reply to  Starving Artist
5 months ago

I reckon I’d like to see James Meager in action.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Starving Artist
5 months ago

the nats will be dumb fucks once again and go with the media and woke welly focus groups pick… bishop.

hes an utter ballbag aswell, imo hes not pm material and will only take the party lower.
the nats caved to msm and rolled simon bridge, caved to msm and parachuted in luxon, then caved to msm and rolled judith for luxon.

if nats had half a fucking brain theyd get curia to poll nat/coalition voters nationwide for best replacement instead of the dud party picking or caving to msm once again.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

problem is if he does theres pretty much a 100% chance of labour govt by years end, history tells us voters dont take kindly to swapping out PM mid term.

its a damned if we do, damned if we dont scenario.

they should immediately roll willis tho, shes more useless than luxon ffs but imo if the latest revolt is true then its most likely because all this fucking maori bullshit to come out in recent weeks with the army, med council etc etc.
nats clearly dont want to deal to any maori shit, just tinker with a few signs and department names is as far as they want to go yet a majority of nat voters want it dealt to properly.

ill be interested to see if the votes have gone left or to winston.

freethinker
freethinker
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

Most Maori wont vote National or ACT so Luxon has nowt to lose by bringing the hammer down on Maorificiation.

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  freethinker
5 months ago

He would lose the cred he thinks he has for learning te reo.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

Thanks FJA as Redbaiter has just taken the main points to about a minute and a half.

The long winded Paddy podcast of whatever is here:—

Paddy Gower: Did the Media Get Covid Wrong? | Quarantine Nation
https://youtu.be/058rn6EoTVc
20 minutes 44 secs : 5th March 2026 : Stuff

During the Covid-19 pandemic, Paddy Gower became one of the most visible journalists in the country.

He promoted vaccination.
He fronted Super {vacc marathon] Saturday. He exposed a Canterbury doctor issuing vaccine exemptions.

Looking back now, he says he crossed a journalistic line, even if he believed it was for the greater good.

In this extended interview for Quarantine Nation, Gower reflects on the backlash, the public anger, and the personal reckoning that followed.
He speaks candidly about being too entrenched in a pro-vaccine stance, about listening to those who felt unheard, and about what he now believes the media got wrong.

Did the media treat vaccine-sceptical New Zealanders too harshly?
And has the country ever truly found closure?

Yet says he would do it again. Sick, sick. but, but now with some thinking, …. yeah right …..
Like how he claimed he would do much better in taking down Phil Molyneaux & Lauren Southern who showed up his ignorance in his arrogance.

So how was Pfizer treats for Paddy & the rest of the medial
Was it done as an upgrade on flying business class, or some other treat? on the untraceable down-low?

Last edited 5 months ago by Simpleton1
FJA
FJA
Reply to  Simpleton1
5 months ago

Thanks for the full link, S1.

Interesting that he thinks NZ needs “closure” over Covid. I think people like him need closure – they have a stain on their conscience that they can’t scrub clean. Not so sure about the rest of us who sleep well at night.

Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

Paddy Gower may or maynot see it, but he acted as a Kapo in a Concentration Camp, to gain the best for himself.

Quite right, that “closure” they talk of, is just the opening as like rust, they will take us all down.

I figure that “Stuff” is playing a counter to “The Tribute” which documents individuals who have been badly affected by the vaxx.

There seems to be a series of this coming out.

Quarantine Nation
by Stuff

Hilary Barry: The Toll of Covid… On and Off Air | Quarantine Nation by Stuff

Sir Ashley Bloomfield: Carrying the Weight of Covid | Quarantine Nation by Stuff

Episode 1: Contagion

Further links to this can be found in my above link to Utube “Stuff.

Setting the scene why they will do it much better next time?

FJA
FJA
Reply to  Simpleton1
5 months ago

“I figure that “Stuff” is playing a counter to “The Tribute” which documents individuals who have been badly affected by the vaxx.”

My thought exactly, sadly.

I can handle watching Gower because as far as I can see he was just a dumbarse when it comes down to it.

On the other hand, Barry and Bloomfield were and are malicious cunts.

Last edited 5 months ago by FJA
Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

https://nitter.net/i/status/2029433910321659989
Many great comments about that crawling 2-faced cry-bully grifter.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Simpleton1
5 months ago

Canterbury hospital have cut the number of dialysis sessions patients will receive each week due to increase in numbers of kidney patients.
Isn’t kidney damage one of the known side effects.

Michael Baker is in the news promoting jabs due to “waning immunity”. Wonder what caused immunity declining? //

Hooker Phil
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

Yes, I believe it is from the six people I know who all ended up in hospital from not peeing during the second half of 2021.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Simpleton1
5 months ago

So all paddy wanted was pats on the head by Jacinda!
What did he receive in pay offs from big medical?
Free flights and accommodation overseas?
He had to be getting more than wages, to be such a slim ball!

FJA
FJA
5 months ago

Latest theft from taxpayers executed by the cuzs:

https://www.taxpayers.org.nz/how_much_does_a_kumara_patch_cost

Last edited 5 months ago by FJA
FJA
FJA
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

I would love to see an itemised list of the equipment purchased and have the equipment located.

That would be an extremely interesting exercise.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

Where’s the $10k itemised receipt from Mitre10?

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

I think every Mitre 10 has a cafe, they could really rort that for food and drinks and drinks to go!

I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

dougal and other farmers, have you locked in your upcoming seasons fert or have ability to collect and store it now?

my mate in aus locked in and started bringing in urea at $800 per ton a few days prior to iran kicking off, just yesterday the new price come out and hes relieved he made the move cuz its now at $1120 and theyre being told if the conflict lasts longer than 2-3mnths then supply cant be guaranteed.
probs too late to beat a price rise now but its shortages that could be killer, panic buying could either save or cripple farmers so guess its coin flip time?

Last edited 5 months ago by I am a stupid boy
Dougal10
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

I only spring fert , hope it crashed back down by then , or you will just have to pay 10c loaf more for bread and that would cover 1500 a tonne urea

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Dougal10
5 months ago

do you cut back fert rates too or just bite the bullet and pay out the arse?
my mate i mentioned locked in 2400T of the stuff, filled up all the fuel bowsers aswell… all 150,000L of them! even a 10c fuel rise that saves 15k but dang bit of an outlay. they usually only roll with 50k litres this time of year until seeding starts.

Mike Hunty
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

Rich Pricks..I wana speak to the Manager

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

The Bank Manager?

Webwrat
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

The downtick is for the RORT!

Mike Hunty
Reply to  Editor
5 months ago

That’s fucked up. Gold-plated gravy train. Needs to be made public somehow. It’s gotta stop.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

Sack 57 of the bastards.

Webwrat
5 months ago
tnuC
tnuC
5 months ago

ey
..this has got fuck all to do with anything (yeah yeah, no surprises there.. ya cunts)
“” Metallica should cover Stranglers ‘Golden Brown’ “”
fuck yeah man !!!!!
yeah but Metallica’d up like ey

FJA
FJA
Reply to  tnuC
5 months ago

I love their cover of So What?

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  tnuC
5 months ago

I don’t know the song, but I’ll upvote it anyway, because METAL!!!!

Ross12
5 months ago

So in the latest poll National is in the 20s. The MSM are celebrating.
Will Luxon get down on his knee like Starmer in the above image? Probably not and they will just bumble along like they have been doing, in recent years.
The video Webwrat linked above shows the farmers have a right to give Luxon the middle finger.

Viking
Reply to  Ross12
5 months ago

The rest were out working for a living.
question lefties and communists and the results are as above.

FJA
FJA
Reply to  Ross12
5 months ago

“Labour led on health, poverty, inflation, education, safety, housing, environment, and not increasing taxes.”

They did a SUPER job last time. Didn’t child poverdy (sic) increase for starters? Then there was Grunter with his inflationary Covid spending.

When did goldfish get to vote in NZ?

Last edited 5 months ago by FJA
Saggy
5 months ago

Luxon should have done what he was voted in to do. I have no sympathy for him. He’s taking NZ in the wrong direction, albeit slower than the Left. But we haven’t learned. Who would have thought that the damage from the last Labour govt was not sufficient to wake us up. But it didn’t. So unfortunately we need the left in again and this time they’ll wreck the place beyond all recognition. Maybe that’s what it’ll take to get some courageous politicians at the top. Or shock the average citizen out of their lethargy. All I know is this lot is more of the same, and it won’t fix anything.

Last edited 5 months ago by Saggy
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Saggy
5 months ago

Who are Luxon’s advisors? How old are they? Feels like a bunch of woke tards, naive of common sense and NZ politically, naive about our real history and illiterate economically.

Why don’t we have a PM who is interested in politics, curious enough to gain his own insight instead of relying on advisors?

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
Mike Hunty
Reply to  Saggy
5 months ago

Luxon is Ardern

Hooker Phil
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

Sans skirt but with bald head. Very little difference.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Hooker Phil
5 months ago

With a dick. But I could be wrong!

Starving Artist
Starving Artist
Reply to  Sooty
5 months ago

You can be in charge of the investigation.

nasska
5 months ago

The cause of death of the Canadian tourist killed on Fraser Island off Queensland has been released. The tragic death of Piper James 19 was found to be ““as a result of drowning in the setting of multiple injuries, due to, or as a consequence of a dingo attack”.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/cause-of-death-revealed-after-piper-james-found-surrounded-by-dingoes-on-kgari/news-story/ae8794e2f0c5b3fdb0b457ce30f64fce

But what we should find amazing was the time line between the death (Jan 19) & the finding of the Coroners Court (Mar 6). Forty six days!

In 2020, the last year I can find figures for, the average wait for a coroners’ report was 458 days! I doubt that things have improved.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

abos killed one of my ancestors on that island, he got speared right infront of his heavily pregnant wife when they went ashore for some reason on their way to dunedin.
death by dingo wouldnt be much better

Viking
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

They obviously didn’t like ya family either.

Perceptive buggers these natives.

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Viking
5 months ago

those black fucks dont like anyone on the best of days, theyre more feral than maori.

nasska
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

From what little I’ve read & remembered the island has been victim of reAboing. The learned indigènes decided that the place looked more native with packs of mad dogs running wild so culling of the mutts was banned.

The kid’s death was a disaster in waiting.

Viking
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

They have always been there. Lots of warning signs when I was there.

Like bears in the woods in his homeland.
.
Read the bloody signs and look out.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

Colonisation ya bigot. 🙂

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
Hooker Phil
5 months ago

Always comments about cannot replace National leader as too close to the election.

Just a reminder……….”Jacinda Ardern became the leader of the New Zealand Labour Party on August 1, 2017. She was elected unopposed to the position just seven weeks before the 2017 general election, which subsequently led to her becoming Prime Minister.”

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  Hooker Phil
5 months ago

opposition leader can be changed, prime minister not so much.
show us all the examples of rolling a sitting pm prior to election and the govt retaining power… it just dosent happen and i doubt nats have what it takes to pull a rabbit from the hat and buck the trend.

just think, if luxons that bad and going to cost them the election then why are the left and msm screaming to have him rolled? the people that will benefit the most from luxons per performance want him rolled for someone more capable and electable? yeah right.

plus rolling him now means winnie will certainly play games, seymour too they may not want to work with a different leadership and the coalition could fall apart.

as much as id love to see luxon gone i think it just plays into the left and msm once again. the time to do it was last year, early last year. its too late, just roll with it and hope for the best imo

I am a stupid boy
Reply to  I am a stupid boy
5 months ago

see, stuffed poll is fucking wild compared to any other poll and their readership is left as fuck.

imo i rekon this poll is voters giving the fucking nats a rev up esp over the maori bullshit. if nats dont drastically change course in next few weeks tho it will become a reality.

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nasska
Reply to  Hooker Phil
5 months ago

She replaced Andrew Little. Even Alopecia Jesus has more more appeal to voters than he did.

FJA
FJA
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

God help me I’m starting to like Angry Andy as mayor. If he keeps going the way he is, he might get my vote if he stands again.

nasska
Reply to  FJA
5 months ago

You’re feverish. Take paracetamol & if the delusions persist see your doctor.

Hooker Phil
Reply to  nasska
5 months ago

“National deputy leader Nicola Willis conceded the results were bad.
“It is not a good number,” Willis said, during an interview on Newstalk ZB. “If that was the number National got on the actual election, that would not be an acceptable result. We have to do better than that.”

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Hooker Phil
5 months ago

Of course Willis would say “We have to do better than that.” as receiving 28% Willis, who is list only, would be out because the Nats wouldn’t be eligible for any list seats
(from Maurice Williamson)

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
Viking
Reply to  Hooker Phil
5 months ago

yeh well shes the boss of the money, and she doesn’t hve fucking clue.
Bayly was by far the better choice, but Luxflakes, like shonky doesn’t like hard-nosed up-front people. He likes luvlies male and female.

I had heard that Bayley might be going.
Be interesting to see what he does next.
There is an opportunity waiting.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
5 months ago

Starmer receiving his instructions. 🤡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePjbsFFxqU
How embarrassing’: Bizarre video of Keir Starmer being ‘stroked and nuzzled’
Sky News host Andrew Bolt questions bizarre video of Keir Starmer’s interaction with the Ambassador of Palestine.

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
Simpleton1
Simpleton1
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

Shades of Phil Goff holding hands with  Palestinian President Yasser Arafat.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/goff-faces-flak-on-arafat-visit/K7Y46TPLLIX2INTRL42NRVLC4M/

And Pontificating Phil Goff is still the “go to” for the main stream media to hold hands with too, on many things.

Last edited 5 months ago by Simpleton1
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  Simpleton1
5 months ago

Starmer looked alarmed. Did the so called “ambassador” invite him to stand in for his goat?

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Simpleton1
5 months ago

Phool Goof “disappeared into the tent for a bit how’s ya rather”
Who was it phool, who got you to push the lowering of the age of the consent for kiddy sex. Ya pedo!!!

Viking
5 months ago

WAR IMPACTS II
You can keep track of global flight cancellation levels here. When we looked (today) there had been 16,200 flight delays, and 2500 cancellations. Tracking ships is here.
WAR IMPACTS III
Local truckies are warning that freight costs are about to go up, thanks to the Don. Diesel price rose by 44 cents per litre today and they say “we will see more increases as supply chains are impacted”.
CHINA’S NEW GOALS
China’s 2026-2031 goals were set out today (page 18) and for 2026 they are “1. GDP growth of 4.5–5 percent, while striving for better in practice. 2. surveyed urban unemployment rate of around 5.5 percent. 3. over 12 million new urban jobs. 4. CPI increase of around 2 percent. 5. personal income growth in step with economic growth. 6. a basic equilibrium in the balance of payments. 7. grain output of around 700 million metric tons. 8. a reduction of around 3.8 percent in carbon dioxide emissions per unit of GDP. It is worth noting that this is growth of 4.5% and a -3.8% reduction in CO2 emissions. So that means China will be increasing its emissions by at least +0.7% – in one year. Their Five Year Plan is here.
LIFE THREATENING CHANGES
In Australia, fierce competition for household deposits has seen some one year term deposit rates rise to just a touch under 5%. (4.95% and 4.90%.) This is being driven by fears across competitors who are watching Macquarie hoover up massive amounts of deposits from their rivals. AMP Go’s one year rate is now 4.95%. AMP’s household deposits are now down to just AU$9.0 bln, after peaking at at AU$10.6 bln in mid-2023. They are just one example of challenger banks being shocked by Macquarie. In the same time, Macquarie has gone from AU$56.0 bln to now at AU103.2 bln. So it is no wonder challenger banks like AMP have to offer savers fat premiums. And sadly for them, even this isn’t enough to stem the bleeding. Details here.

waikatogirl
waikatogirl
5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTrTSJuipk4
If The Nats Want To Win This Election, Change Their Leader NOW
Michael Laws

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
waikatogirl
waikatogirl
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

Nope. We have a lot of work to do…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-89tdK-joE
‘Absolutely not’: Christopher Luxon defends his position as Prime Minister
Newstalk ZB

17 minutes ago

“If there was a problem I’d tell you” – IN DENIAL

Last edited 5 months ago by waikatogirl
Mike Hunty
Reply to  waikatogirl
5 months ago

He’s gone.

NEXT!

Viking
Reply to  Mike Hunty
5 months ago

Who?

Viking
5 months ago

Australian watchdog warns petrol companies over Middle East fuel price hikes

Australia’s consumer commission has warned petrol companies not to over-inflate domestic fuel prices before the expected shock to the global market.
Petrol prices worldwide are expected to skyrocket as the conflict in the Middle East continues, with Iran’s Revolutionary Guard claiming it will destroy any ships attempting to travel through the Strait of Hormuz.
As 20% of the world’s oil and gas is shipped through the Gulf waterway, the shutdown will effectively strangle global supplies of the energy products.
ABC News has reported that fuel stockpiling has already been seen in several states but Energy Minister Chris Bowen said “there is no need for panic”.
Australian oil supplies are not expected to be affected by the conflict for the time being, with sufficient stock to last through May.
NRMA spokesman Peter Khoury told news.com it usually takes between seven and 10 days for any increases in global petrol prices to be reflected domestically.
But Australians in remote regions of the country have already been paying as much as A$4 ($4.76) for a litre of petrol and prices in all five major cities are rapidly increasing.
The price cycle was expected to hit a low in Southeast Queensland this week, but according to ABC News, 210 service stations actually increased their price per litre.

“The price cycles in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne have left families in those cities worse off, and oil companies are using the Middle East crisis as an excuse to jack up margins,” Khoury said.

Viking
5 months ago

Oman camel beauty contest scandal: 20 camels banned for plastic surgery
Oman’s Camel Beauty Show Festival has been rocked by cheating allegations after 20 camels were disqualified for plastic surgery.
Veterinary inspectors found the camels in February’s pageant were unnaturally beautiful, according to Forbes.
Camels had hyaluronic acid injections to round the lips, botox to relax the face and silicone to shape their noses and inflate their humps.
The scandal happened in the coastal town of Al Musananaa, where camel owners and their contestants gathered for the five-day Muzayina (camel beauty show contest), organised by Oman Camel Racing Federation.
Festival organisers said “we are keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels” and would impose “strict penalties on manipulators”, Forbes reported.

The 2022 Saudi Arabian King Abdulaziz Camel Festival had a prize pool of $135.5 million, with a special prize for “Miss Camel”

At Hunty’s Camel Beauty Show Festival, camels are ranked on their coat, neck, head and hump.
The coat should look natural and shiny. The brighter the better. No colouring is allowed. A beautiful camel neck is considered “long, wide, elegant and lean”. The head should be large, lips “pouty and pendulous” and the hump should be large and shapely.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/oman-camel-beauty-contest-scandal-20-camels-banned-for-plastic-surgery/MA246ZZXKJBKRFUQ7CRQVKQQYQ/

Viking
5 months ago

the shit they threw at Noem

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2237489496654789

In the same being, Hollywood-type path stickers naming politicians and business leaders linked ot Epstein.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1362640525615734

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Viking
5 months ago

FLASHBACK: Then-Senator Marco Rubio tears into President Obama’s proposed Iran nuclear deal, predicting the threat it posed to America and future generations:
“I want to be recorded for history’s purposes, if nothing else, to say that those of us who opposed this deal understood where it would lead. And we are making a terrible mistake.”
The clip has gone viral for how accurate Rubio’s predictions turned out to be as the U.S. and Israel work to end Iran’s threat to the Middle East and the world.

Rubio September 2015
What Iran was planning when.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2613647542354296

Good watch.

Sooty
Sooty
Reply to  Viking
5 months ago

Obuma, will have turned white with shame!

Viking
5 months ago

What Willis think of you!

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1118334033719128

a pointless address and guess who she reminds you of.
Does she want to take over from Luxon?
God forbid.

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