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Is anyone really sure prince Phillip died of old age? He might have had COVID, in fact I think in all probability it was, and they’re just not telling us/// have a great day out there, it be careful the woke doesn’t get you
It seems he was the first in the world for over 12months to just die of old age.
Lets hope borris dosent enact harsh lockdowns to stop millions of old folk dying of that nasty old age//
If you are stopped and asked if you have been vaccinated, just reply no.
You are part of a vaccine trial and are in the control group.
😂😂😂😂
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/300275341/waka-kotahinzta-board-member-slams-new-train-as-worst-of-both-worlds
Copy paste that for 13 years time when labour finally finishes its light rail in auckland
Very difficult, as a payer of fuel and road tax, that the NZ Transport Agency should have allocated funds, partly collected from road users by legal threat, for an outdated train service instead of road works.. Even worse we hear the plan is to improve as time goes on. Surely this outfit currently running the show should realise that customers once lost are hard to get back. A start up needs to be ready and functional from the outset. This train is a half baked scheme to waste money while virtual signalling.
Another fail.
Mike Hunty@0625
We’ve been here before – the old Blue Streak service was launched for exactly the same reason, and it too had a relatively short life (three years?) before being quietly withdrawn.
This one will possibly last for 18 months, before it too will quietly vanish leaving only the buildings behind…
One thing which no-one in media is yet asking is ‘Are the greens (and their self-serving political fellow-travellers) who advocated for this over all who knew the realities, totally and absolutely committed to using the service to get to meetings in Auckland’?
Dollar to a donut, not one will be-so, since ‘cars are SOOO much more convenient….
Another case of ‘A rule for thee but NEVER for me…’
This was driven by the greens ans some people from the Tron. whcich goes to prove the people who live in the tron are mostly stuffed in the head.
Blacks riot, vandalise and loot again cos you know, racism.
https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-hundreds-riot-in-brooklyn-center-mn-following-an-officer-involved-shooting
Yeah but don’t be so quick to judge.
Other races might do the same – if they were immune from any consequences and all their demands were met.
Floyd@0634
Give them their due, the political organisers of such riots are really on the job and can have a full-blown riot up and going in 15-20 minutes.
That DEFINITELY takes some doing…
Having done so, of course, such people then quietly vanish back into the darkness while the whole riot becomes self-perpetuating.
A question:: Can anyone explain what it is about young males in both Arab and US ‘Black’ societies which makes them so amenable to such ‘manipulations’?
I’ve seen it in Aden and Cairo and the Gazza, as well as on the various US news channels, so have to ask ‘Is it genes, is it culture, is it simply boredom, or…?
Thanks.
Wracist shit like that will be banned anywhere else.
Surely they wouldn’t be seen dead wearing those whitey designed Levis, would they?
How does one interpret this?
Daunte Wright police shooting body camera video released | FOX 9 KMSP
https://youtu.be/XAz66EQ8jbY
2 mins 36 secs : • Apr 13, 2021
With a police statement for conclusion.
In true form Ardern thows First Security under the bus, and blames them for MIQ workers not being vaccinated.
She always blames others and says it’s because they disobeyed her.
Narcissistic and maniacal.
Yea she blamed them… for not relentlessly spoonfeeding govt vaccine propaganda to their employees until they submit.
Give it 3-6 months and mandatory vaccine brainwashing meetings will be compulsory for all businesses not just border staff.
This is just a rung lower on the ladder then north korea load speakers spewing bs propaganda 24/7
Why would anyone be surprised at the incompetence of our Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern when she more interested in her image than listening to common sense from those that know about safety.
MIQ Covid -19 cased security guard raises questions on use of Ministry’s testing register.
The Governments move to make it mandatory for all testing of border workers to be recorded in a central is being derided as months to late.
Quarantine MIQ Security Guard, who last week tested positive for the virus flew under the radar for at least.a month, but it seems the mandatory message isn’t hitting home with MIQ head Brigadier Jim Bliss yesterday revealing the security guard who worked at the Grand Millennium appears not to be having regular tests.
National Party response spokesperson Chris Bishop has long called for the use of a register to be made mandatory.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/440338/miq-covid-19-case-of-security-guard-raises-questions-on-use-of-ministry-s-testing-register
This is just another example of a incompetence Government and Prime Minister not prepared to listen to commonsense as our Celebrity Prime Minister is more interested in herself than fixing the issues being made through her poor Leadership.
Failure # 103
Kiwi Jab. At current rates it will take 5 years to vaccinate everyone.
Yeah and apparently vaccine only good for 6 months. Plus how long before a mutation gets around Pfizer vaccine? You wouldn’t want to restrict your country to one vaccine. Oh wait.
Don’t forget to wear your muzzle! Be kind!
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/04/11/rapid-progress-made-on-post-brexit-trade-deal-with-new-zealand/
Great news
Is it Treaty compliant?
There’s money involved,so yes.
Did you see the bit where the British negotiators were congratulating themselves on getting cheap produce?
They are looking forward to screwing NZ primary exporters again.
Nothing changes!
How long before cindy and her arse lickers fire this fellow.
Critics who think the new passenger rail service between Hamilton and Auckland is a bit slow and ineffective have found an unlikely ally: Patrick Reynolds, a member on the board of the Government agency that bankrolled the service to the tune of nearly $80 million.
In a tweet, Reynolds said the service was the “worst of both worlds” and it is “[v]ery hard to see how it will attract much ridership”, until problems with the speed of the trains were fixed.
The train, known as Te Huia opened earlier this month and runs two return services between Hamilton and Auckland each weekday.
But critics have noted the train takes far too long to be a serious commuter service. A journey on Te Huia to Auckland will take about 98 minutes to get from Hamilton to Papakura..
Critics who think the new passenger rail service between Hamilton and Auckland is a bit slow and ineffective have found an unlikely ally: Patrick Reynolds, a member on the board of the Government agency that bankrolled the service to the tune of nearly $80 million.
In a tweet, Reynolds said the service was the “worst of both worlds” and it is “[v]ery hard to see how it will attract much ridership”, until problems with the speed of the trains were fixed.
The train, known as Te Huia opened earlier this month and runs two return services between Hamilton and Auckland each weekday.
But critics have noted the train takes far too long to be a serious commuter service. A journey on Te Huia to Auckland will take about 98 minutes to get from Hamilton to Papakura.
Te huia… well the trains maori so like most benificiaries the more money the govt pump in the more slower and lazy the service will become.
I must have missed the law that compels all new services to have unrecognizable and alien names in Te Reo.
Please provide a Te Reo version of your name for compliance purposes.
It was designed by that Hua twitford, so what do you expect! Some thing that works?
It’s getting that bad.
Take a universal term like “software.” In Japanese, this English term is simply transliterated into “so-fu-to-ue-a” (ソフトウェア). As for Te Reo, oh no! They can’t transliterate, it seems. Their mana is insulted! They need a completely made-up term “rorohiko” just for them alone.
It takes a certain amount of nationalism, pride, arrogance, hubris, and government funding for a language not to take the quick and easy way and transliterate loan words from the culture that develops them. There are many advantages to borrowing: it’s instant, it’s universal, the concept behind the new term is exactly the same as in the source language, it doesn’t need government approval, in fact, anyone can do it! By sharing the same concepts, communication between languages becomes more precise. What’s not to like!
But oh no! Te Reo has to cloth itself in a bespoke cloak of unique terminology that will isolate it more and more from the living languages of the real world.
Borrowing words? If that’s the issue, then the answer is surely simple. As there were only around 150 original words in the Maori ‘language’ (eat, kill, house, tribe, sub-tribe, war, threaten, kill, eat, war, fuck, kill, threaten etc) then presumably full transliteration wouldn’t make any sense as the concepts expressed by most words in English would be a totally unknown quantity.
As the housing market continues to spiral out of control, it’s clear that New Zealand’s addiction to house price inflation is holding back our economic recovery and tearing apart our social fabric.
It didn’t have to be this way – these consequences are the result of political decisions. Let’s rewind and take a look at how Finance Minister Grant Robertson got it wrong.
The United States has introduced stimulus cheques (also known as helicopter payments), in which more than 85 per cent of American households will receive cash payments of US$1400. It’s not often people look to the United States as an example of fair wealth distribution, but for nearly 280 million Americans, these cheques will have a real impact.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/opinion/124810915/how-grant-robertson-got-our-economic-recovery-wrong
Sadly another person who has got it wrong as well.
I was just having a skim of that before, as soon as i seen them referencing isa helicopter cash i stopped. Please dont give our retarded govt more stupid ways to blow taxpayer money.
Judge Ian Carter was welcomed to his new role at Whanganui District Court with a mihi whakatau on April 12.
He arrived with his wife, son and friends, called into Courtroom 1 by a karanga. Kahurangi Simon gave the welcome speech on behalf of Whanganui Iwi, with briefer replies from Judge Carter and Chief District Court Judge Heemi Taumaunu.
The newcomers were then greeted in a hongi/hariru line before taking their seats on the other side of the courtroom.
In his speech, Simon welcomed Judge Carter to the Whanganui River and the river city. He spelled out the values of this place, as represented in the Whanganui Land Settlement Negotiation Trust’s Agreement in Principle – integrity, authority and sustainability.
“When you pass through our gateway, you accept those values and everything that comes with them,” Simon said.
He went on to talk about the values of Te Awa Tupua, and to say that Whanganui Iwi aspired to doing justice differently.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/new-district-court-judge-ian-carter-welcomed-to-whanganui/H4HGYIDTK5WC2YOCGCDPMLW3ZM/
The last two sentences tell the Judge that the Law is to be fucked around with to suit the locals.
Wahts this moderation shit ed. Twice lately. what did I say that upset the locals?
Just making sure you don’t get homesick for that other place.
Viking, can you use these when you copy and paste something, at the start and at the end ” ”
I can then figure out when you are commenting among the c & p..thanks muchy.
Whats the matter with you you bludging beneficiary landlord. Do I have to do everything for you lazy buggers? I shall tell Kea you need spoon feeding and he can send his seed bowl to you.
” bludging beneficiary landlord.”
That hurts..very much. I have feelings Viking.
“He went on to talk about the values of Te Awa Tupua, and to say that Whanganui Iwi aspired to doing justice differently.”
Like making the justice more social?
Yep, special sentancing for special folk! Is what he means.
Though this seems dated, it is still “softly, softly” to boil the frog.
Lawyers view tikanga Māori through the lens of customary law, which comes from an authority rather than a normative system.
This is being tested in the New Zealand judicial system through a few legal cases.
For an interpretation of the conflicts between Tikanga Maori and Western/Pākehā jurisprudence, see the case of the burial of James Takamore (2011). In the course of her judgement on that case, Chief Justice of New Zealand Sian Elias stated that “Māori custom according to tikanga is… part of the values of the New Zealand common law.”
Justice Joe Williams has written and studied tikanga and the New Zealand law. In his future vision there is a phase “when tikanga Māori fuses with New Zealand’s common law tradition to form a hybrid law of Aotearoa that could be developed by judges, case by base.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikanga_M%C4%81ori
So the “He puapua” has been slowly being put in place, and now follows a targeted road map of putting this in place.
https://www.interest.co.nz/opinion/109895/will-labour-stand-behind-revolutionary-proposals-contained-he-puapua-%E2%80%93-20-year-plan
Will the systems be able to serve 2 masters?
No. Absolutely not.
Is it like computers?
There is a master drive, and perhaps a slave drive and all works well.
No computer can work with 2 master drives.
Nor can they work with 2 slave drives.
YES FOLKS WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS ANOTHER FLU VACCINE FUCK UP,NOW HASN’T THIS HAPPENED BEFORE ?
WHAT WILL BE THE HORSEFACED CREATURES EXCUSE BE THIS TIME ?
As usual the blame will go to everyone except themselves.
Too busy with covid?
I think its time jacinda, chippy and boomfield solidly endorse the vaccine.
To alleviate any fears of vaccine death etc they should put their money where their mouth is, if the vaccine is so safe then they shouldnt have any problem in standing at the podium of truth and stating they will happily serve life sentences for murder charges if anyone dies from being vaccinated for covid.
And give the bastards a shot of truth serum while you’re at it. Double shot for Ardern.
Double?
That lying piece of camel turd would need the whole batch.
She’d rather climb a tree & tell a lie than stand on the ground & tell the truth.
ED, Nah I reckon she’s got a guts full of arms and legs and she’s just waiting for the next fuck up so she can use the announcement as cover for her cowardice in never admitting blame for anything,
Along with go on maternity leave!
See you next year peasants.
I’ll just leave robba incharge!
Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” … Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well, Charles, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”Without even taking a moment to think about it, Charlie replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit in it nicely.”Still thinking this is just adorable Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”Again, Charlie instantly replies, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.” Mr. Smith is impressed. Charlie has put so much thought into this. “Well Charles, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”Charlie just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.” . . . . Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little bastard is so adorable
A young man gets a gig singing and playing guitar in a countryside pub.
During his first show, an old man comes up and says, “Lad, could ye play a jazz chord?”
Odd request, but the singer responds by strumming Gm9.
“No, boy, no. I want ye to play A JAZZ CHORD!”
Thinking maybe the old man wants something more exotic, he strums G7b9.
“Nae, that t’isn’t it. A jazz chord! ‘Ere, I’ll sing ye a bit of it:
“A jazz chord…to say….oi love you…..”
“That’s not a broken bottle. THIS is a broken bottle!” …….Crocodile Rotorua.
Off to visit the 90 year old folks. Have a great day YSB’ers! 🙂
From 60 Minutes last night DARPA Is Working On Covid Vaccine, Implantable Microchip To Detect Virus
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/implantable-microchip-to-detect-wuhan-virus/
Yer, right!
Tracker!
The art of control, is doing it so the “target” does not know, and believes it is his reason why he must to “whatever it takes”.
Raised to further points by Frederick Forsyth, best known for thrillers such as The Day of the Jackal, The Odessa File, and many other books.
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…. “It’s as if there is a little industry around pandemic management and it excludes alternative voices.” …
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Mr Sidley was so concerned that he and 46 colleagues wrote to the British Psychological Society (BPS) raising “concerns about the activities of Government-employed psychologists … in their mission to gain the public’s mass compliance with the ongoing coronavirus restrictions”. …..
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…. “Our view is that the use of covert psychological strategies –
that operate below the level of people’s awareness –
to ‘nudge’ citizens to conform to a contentious and unprecedented public health policy raises profound ethical questions.” …..
https://lockdownsceptics.org/2021/04/08/covert-tactics-employed-to-keep-us-scared-weve-seen-this-before/
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In New Zealand,
We know about the “communication degree”, blah blah blah.
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We know about the “go to experts” that keep popping up on the media like red coloured poppies..
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We know about the $16 million dollar advertising campaign, to produce memes etc.
https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/on-air/mike-hosking-breakfast/video/mikes-minute-govt-sucked-us-all-in-with-expensive-covid-spin/
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The director general has a health department, with many resources & unlimited money to draw upon in “people control”.
I believe that like where Britain goes, we also have Government-employed psychologists who have remained behind the scenes, formulating the nudge nudge control, of balancing carrot & stick controls, whilst monitoring the effect on the overall flock of sheeple.
Please dont be too critical of the Commie Donkey and her daily cluster fuks.
If we are not careful she will bring forward her wedding date.
Hat tip to Bon…..
She’s running out of fine weather soon!
She will be showing the baby bump soon. Embarrassing to walk down the aisle and off to the hospital cos your water broke!
We need to hang horse face from a tree if she ever tries on another lockdown. I will not be locked down again due to HER and HER muppets inaction and incompetance. I will die standing, NEVER on my knees.
The Tennessee Knoxville School shooting.
Not confirmed, but possible shooter.
Or maybe controlling a totally upset supporter, or witness.
https://www.facebook.com/100007020159605/videos/3010784449165531/
36 secs.
https://www.facebook.com/0ba0b062-77d0-49c4-bacd-5a64ae4c1773
36 secs.
It seems to be very low key action by the police, so I sort of have my doubts.
It does not seem to be “intense” as the arrested hand cuffed guy is carrying a bag, behind his back across the lawn, then it is removed.
Apologies as I do not use Face book, and refuse to click on other things they want me to do, but for the ones that do, I am reasonably sure that the first link is the one of the arrest.
Mike’s Minute: “Govt sucked us all in with expensive Covid spin”
(ON AIR MIKE HOSKING BREAKFAST Author Newstalk ZB, Publish Date Wed, 22 Jul 2020, 5:18PM)
You want some numbers? $16 million. That’s what we have paid on consultants when its come to Covid. Ah, the old consultant.
Some got $400 an hour, so $3200 a day. But what’s remarkable about the new numbers is that of the $16 million, about $15 million went on spin.
They use other words in the industry like “marketing” and “communications.” But essentially all the hype you heard from Prime Minister, the likes of “the team of five million,” “the stay safe stay home,” the “be kind,” we paid for that and it came from advertising agencies. One got $3 million, another got $12 million.
You astonished? Extraordinary, isn’t it? It shows, as I pointed out many, many times without the benefit of knowing the numbers, just how much we got played by a government that was as desperate to score points on this as it was to actually address a health crisis.
Those ridiculous rules during lockdown. Supermarkets were fine, but butchers weren’t. You could walk, but only locally. What was local? You could surf, but only if you’d done it before. It will go down in history as one of the most made up, on the spot, nonsensical list of instructions ever.
What was remarkable was how many of us acquiesced, without a single question as to why. In fact some of us were hypnotised into a soporific sort of state where we ended up taking instructions from the head spin master Ardern about putting stuffed animals in windows.
The only thing that didn’t go to plan was the “be kind,” because we weren’t. We dobbed people in left, right, and centre.
And unfortunately that was driven by the Prime Minister who forgot her be kind message by issuing yet more pointless instructions on what number to ring, or e-mail, to spring recalcitrants who had wandered a bit far from their front door, or weren’t carrying measuring tapes for their social distancing.
Is communication important? Of course. But do you need to pay $16 million for it? No. Which is what makes this so egregious.
This wasn’t simple instruction that any government or group or person can come up with, this was clearly a highly planned, seriously worked over piece of strategy designed for maximum political impact.
And the irony is, from the advertising agencies point of view, it worked. We got sucked in, followed orders and came out hailing the Prime Minister with a 59 percent share in a poll.
Value for money then? Or a master piece of fantastically expensive spin?
Again, we were played like a fiddle.
All that’s missing from Hosking’s commentary is: “And go fuck yourself with a big black vibrating rubber penis you stupid bitch!”
Gawd, you will have the Karen’s complaining BGR..?
I’m NOT scared of Karen. Nor her partner Ken (with his 1″ penis).
For those who never worked with Imperial measurements, ” means inches; ‘ means feet. Don’t confuse them. So Ken’s penis is about 2.5 cm – about the size of a rabbit’s (NOT 1 foot or 30 cm or the size of a donkey’s)
FYI Mine is similar to a sea-turtles: half my body length 🙂
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B G R ,Just outed himself as a small dwarf …..
so its true then?
Your are a fucking dwarf.
They can always go and buy their own!
The state of the West is 100% due to us allowing women to dictate our society.
All because some beta boys thought they’d get some pussy out of it.
Bad news cucks, pussies are not feminists. Which is why every attractive woman has doormat orbiters around her, while Kea is in there balls deep.
I don’t disagree Mr Kea.
Balls deep..ppfft. ” Is it in yet? I can’t feel anything?
You will when the roofies wear off Mikey.
It’s a bitch when you accidentally pick up your dates drink eh Mikey ? 😵
Grand kids playing netball, now don’t keep track of the score, and the cross country run, no 1st, 2nd or 3rd any more, kids just walking.
What the fuck is happening to this place!!!
Kids should be forced to run until they puke. Winning is to be encouraged, but so should toughness and resilience.
That can mean running your heart out and finishing last. Learning to lose, with guts, is important too.
It’s a good metaphor for life. Running isn’t fair and you have to run your own race.
Damn straight. Life is not fair.
Get tough or get smashed.
It’s in the hands of the socialists Hoss, no accountability, no targets, all the kids now get a prize if they’re first or last..?
We’re fucked as a country, bunch of pathetic snowflakes !~
Yeah. It even shows in our politics.
We’ve got a participation prize level Prime Minister!
Just thinking of my younger days in the Army, Getting my arse dragged out of bed at 4.00am running around camp at Waiouru in the snow with just our undies on. Shit the instructors would get thrown in the slammer now for abuse.
Not quite Commando training. 🙁
S1 Ha, May as well have been.
Yea, probably not to good on the legs jumping from a quad onto hard ground with a full pack Hoss ?
Knees are fucked stigie
Extremely bad news for the horsefaced creature ,the Aussie federal Govt have announced they intend to proceed with replacing the use of coal in Australia with clean burning gas of which they have enough for approx 500 years .
Good Grief she’ll be running around with the frowny look for weeks ,lets hope the Aussies tell her to F / O if she makes any comment at all, our Cousins over the creek will be in fear of the inevitable vicious attacks from that Alpha Mega Man Two mums Shaw,,,LMFAO.
Procreating is serious business in the animal kingdom, and Mother Nature has gone out of her way to cleverly ensure the survival of her many, many denizens. From sex organs with multiple heads to prodigious shafts exceeding an animal’s own body length, here are 12 of the weirdest (and often scariest) animal penises on the planet:
1. Mike Hunty’s penis.
2. The sea slug’s disposable, regenerating penis
The Chromodoris reticulata sea slug has the peculiar ability to discard its penis after copulation. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours. Sea slugs are “simultaneous hermaphrodites,” meaning they possess both male and female genitals and use both during intercourse. Once the slugs complete copulation, they “crawl away with their elongated penises still dangling,” and then the organs suddenly sever from their bodies and float away. Within 24 hours, the slugs regenerate the penises and are ready to do it all over again.
3. The fish penis with four sharp hooks
At first glance, this unremarkable freshwater-dweller from Mexico looks harmless. Yet the newly discovered llanos mosquitofish (Gambusia quadruncus) is in possession of some of the most “fearsome” genitalia on the planet, says Megan Gannon at LiveScience. North Carolina State University Researchers found a reproductive shaft equipped with four sharp hooks, which males use to grab onto resistant females during mating. It’s definitely an “unpleasant looking genital barb,” says Ian Chant at Geekosystem, but “when they’re trying to break through the tissue that blocks their mates’ genital pores, male mosquitofish are probably less than concerned with winning any beauty contests.”
4. The sea turtle’s massive, terrifying penis
Male sea turtles are “horrifically” well-endowed, says Darren Naish at Scientific American. Softshell varieties like the leatherback have penises that, when erect, extend to nearly half the animal’s 8-foot body length. The endpoint culminates in a five-lobed head that discharges semen from four different branches (think: Ridley Scott’s Aliens franchise). Scientists surmise that males evolved these “innovative penises” in order to inseminate females from long distances, namely to get past their protective shells and bulky, swatting tails.
5. The Argentine bluebird duck’s long corkscrew
Most male birds don’t have penises. But a few, such as the Argentine lake duck, more than make up for it, says Miss Cellania at Mental Floss. The duck’s penis is shaped like a corkscrew and can extend to more than 17 inches. (The bird is only 16 inches tall.) Females are often observed trying to fly away from an eager mate, leading experts to believe that the long penis could be an evolutionary response that makes forced copulation easier. “Conversely, the long penis could be the reason the females try to escape.”
6. The fish with a penis on its head
Most animals have their reproductive organs located close to their tail-ends. But that’s not the case for a newly discovered species of river fish identified in Vietnam’s Mekong Delta. Phallostethus culling’s penis sprouts, oddly enough, out of its head. More specifically, the reproductive organ shoots out from just under the fish’s throat, giving the fish the unique ability to grab onto a female with its mouth while fertilizing her eggs at the same time.
7. The warehouse pirate bug’s dagger-like shaft
The warehouse pirate bug is typically used to guard grain storage warehouses, where it chows down on threatening moths and larvae. The tiny 3mm (0.11 inch) creature also practices one of the animal kingdom’s most dangerous copulation methods: Its spiny penis is razor-sharp, and instead of inseminating females by traditional means, the bug uses its sex organ to violently stab through her exoskeleton in order to ejaculate. This leaves “gaping, seeping wounds” in female pirate bugs, who often die shortly after giving birth.
8. Dolphins’ retractable “hand”
The good-natured swimmers have retractable penises that are kind of like multi-tools. Not only does the male dolphin’s penis swivel around, but it’s often also used to feel out other objects, kind of like a human hand. This gives the dolphin a “ravenous sexual appetite,” says Neatorama, and could help explain why males are often seen trying to “hump inanimate objects” and “other animals like sea turtles.”
9. Flatworms’ fencing penises
Flatworms are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sex organs, which triggers some seriously odd reproductive behavior. When trying to impregnate another worm, for example, a flatworm tries to pierce the skin of the other using its penis. Experts term this heated competition “penis fencing”: The first to successfully impregnate the other while fending off advances becomes the de facto male, who wins because he won’t have to expend the energy required to carry eggs.
10. The echidna’s turn-taking heads
The echidna, also known as the spiny anteater, is native to Australia and New Guinea. Like its cousin the platypus, echidna females lay eggs instead of giving birth like other mammals. Scientists, however, have long been perplexed by the male anteater’s mysterious sex organ, which secretes semen from four different heads. Getting all four of these into a female is impossible when fully engorged, so the echidna only insert two at any given time. Studies suggest that going halfsies may make the individual sperm swim faster.
11. The orb spider’s burdensome load
Male orb spiders detach their penis and insert them in female spiders to impregnate them, says Jennifer Welsh at LiveScience. Having penis-detached intercourse allows the male spiders to not only escape the hungry female — who successfully eats the male 75 percent of the time — but also gives them a better chance of fending off competing males. New research suggests that without the extra weight bogging them down, the new eunuchs become “superior fighters,” with enhanced endurance that gives them a better shot at surviving.
12. The barnacle’s accordion-like organ
Though they don’t appear to do much more than stick to the underside of boats, barnacles actually possess one of the longest penises in the world — at least relative to their body size. The filament-like penis extending from its shell has an exoskeleton with “accordion-like folds” that stretch out to inseminate nearby females. Barnacles that live near shore breaks often develop thicker, heartier manparts to survive the crash of oncoming waves.
13. The argonaut octopus’ detachable worm
Male argonauts are much smaller than females — only 3/4 of an inch versus a gal’s 4 inches. That’s why when attempting to mate, the dimunitive male argonaut octupus tries to maintain its distance, using a “special tentacle” that detaches from its body. The swimming penis squirms its way over to the female to deliver semen to her waiting eggs. The practice is so deceptive, in fact, that when Italian scientists first discovered it in the 1800s, they thought it was a new kind of parasitic worm.
Even more interesting is Mikey’s Thai girlfriends penis.
Can you put up a picture so we can discuss..?
That’s disgusting; you missed the apostrophe on the second singular possessive noun.
What?
You say Mikey like you say Rach, Such familiarity needs to be deserved!!. In my case anyway.
Never knew that about Kea.
#5 “Most male birds don’t have penises”
#6 Dickhead
14) The Kea unusuallysmall almostnonexcitent noodlelike seenabiggerclitoris penis.
Quite common in the bird family.
Wow thanks for sharing your incredible knowledge BGR who knew you were in the running for David Attenborough’s role when he croaks
Hundreds of Chinese are protesting at parliament about socialists harvesting their organs and murdering them.
Ardern will fly into a narcissist rage over these dissidents questioning her ideology.
Blimey, I’d be having words if a sniveling socialist murdered me. But I’d like to see them try and harvest my organ.
The devil will be in the detail, but this seems to be the initial proposed concept.
• making amendments to clarify the definition of a “terrorist act”;
• creating a new offence to criminalise planning or preparation for a terrorist act;
• creating a new offence to more clearly criminalise terrorist weapons and combat training;
• extending the eligibility for a control order to include individuals who have completed a prison sentence for a terrorism-related offence if they continue to present a real risk of engaging in terrorism-related activities.
Control orders can be imposed by a court on a “relevant person” in order to protect the public from terrorism, or to prevent engagement in terrorism-related activities in a country.
The bill also includes proposals that Cabinet has already agreed to including:
• creating a new offence for international travel to carry out terrorist activities;
• expanding the criminal offence of financing terrorism to include broader forms of material support.
Justice Minister Kris Faafoi said the bill was the first step towards implementing the recommendation to review all legislation related to New Zealand’s counter-terrorism effort to ensure it is fit-for-purpose.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/christchurch-mosque-shootings-government-to-widen-counter-terrorism-law-gaps/JKQHR7OGUX3WLKKIUQK7TFHAKI/
What other aspects will be slid in on this future legislation?
Just give it a rew days and they’ll think of some more!
All i see is they want police to have warrantless search powers, as with any govt crap the devil will be in the detail.
Id like to know how patheticly low the thresholds are to enact these powers, a tippoff from disgrunted karen on facebook will likely ruin your life now.
Hmm. He says “Polkinghorne said there were no problems in their marriage.” But if you read between the lines it seems they were sleeping in separate rooms. Either that or he is the most unobservant person in the world. I think I’d know if my wife was lying next to me , dead.
“He said he found his wife of nearly 30 years dead early on Monday morning.”
“”I said goodnight to her. I went to bed and she went to bed. That was the last time I saw her alive.”
The following day Polkinghorne got up to make breakfast around 7am. The pair had planned to go to the gym after breakfast.
“Normally I go before her but she wanted to go to the gym at 9am. I think she had a meeting at 10.30. I got up to make her tea and toast – that’s what she always had. She is the only person in the world that I know who can have a cup of tea lying on her back,” Polkinghorne said.
“Then I found her dead. It was just horrible, horrible, horrible.”
Suspicious? No wander the cops are still poking around.
I know many couples that sleep in seperate beds so dont understand why thats an issue?
Its an unexplained death so no obvious signs of trauma/homicide etc. Either hubby poisoned her or she suffered a medical event after being vaccinated those are the 2 options.
There is one other, suicide?
My best friend and her husband woke up on a Sunday morning years ago. She got out of bed to make a coffee. She stood up and her heart stopped. The ambulance didn’t make it in time to restart her heart. She was 47 years old when she died.
So sorry to hear that WG. That is awful for all involved.
A friend in her 60s woke up early in the morning to go and see her mother who was not well. Her husband heard her hit the floor and by the time St. John’s arrived she was deceased. Brain aneurism !!!!!!!!
Sadly her husband died of a broken heart several years later.
Sorry to hear that. It is heart breaking not being able to tell them goodbye.
Professor Des Gorman sticks it right up the MOH and horseface.
Incompetent and a shambles is being too generous.
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2021/04/covid-19-government-s-under-fire-vaccination-rollout-slow-and-incompetent-des-gorman.html
Des doesn’t pull any punches. Go that man!
And i bet he doesn’t get any government funding either..?
If I abuse her, can I stick it up her too?
That is a bit desperate Sooty.
Go ahead Sooty make my day !~
There’s a number of methods outlined above sooty.
You can tell us which one you choose. We promise not to laugh.
The 4 member one ( no 10), sounds a bit like you bu no 13 might be safer. and oh don’t forget you condom and no pulling it off during the foreplay as you might get charged with rape. (Not sure how that works but some Judge has decided.).
Well he doesn’t now.
Personally I would like to see as much incompetence as possible with vaccine rollout.
Less people put at risk with a poorly tested gene therapy.
I don’t care how long it takes, I’m in the control group!
I’m quite happy to be last
Professor Des Gorman is just jealous of Saint Jacinda.
Jacinda Ardern was sent by GOD to save our lives from Coronavirus – which is the horriblest way in the world to die – and which has killed nearly everyone in the rest of the world including Prince Phillip and we love Jacinda for ever and ever and baby Neve is SOOOO gorgeous.
It’s just like having our own Royal Family right here in Aotearoa.
We hope she’s Prime Minister 4 ever.
And we still keep a Teddy Bear in our front window. So does our friend Janice.
Our rent has gone up because the landlord votes National. But Ken’s mum’s pension has just gone up $9 per week 🙂
Karen and Ken
(Papakura)
Just listened to Parliament to hear the tributes to Prince Philip. Warm speeches from the Labour, National and ACT Leader’s, and a small number of MPs. An appallingly cold and brief “speech” from James Shaw – sounded like I have to do this but I don’t want to. Nothing from the Maori Party. Stuff noted that they were absent from the Chamber – very rude. But I guess they don’t have the grace and courtesy to behave as the occasion required.
Stuff the Crown… And their Treaty.
Busy being interview by Mr Plod for their fraudulent donations , perhaps?
Oh dear, oh dear, south African uni rugby team has been doing the maori line dancing!
Is Trudeau Handing Control of Vancouver International Airport Over to Communist China?
https://canadafreepress.com/article/is-trudeau-handing-control-of-vancouver-international-airport-over-to-communist-china
Thieving whore protected by corrupt justice system.
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/tv-personality-admits-theft-fraud
”When challenged about this the defendant admitted that she wanted to appear as the ‘hero’ to her friends and enjoyed the social pleasures of being able to go to social functions and shout her associates,” the summary says.
What a shit excuse. It’s theft. Name and shame please media.
Thieving, lying bitch.
Wonder if she is tangata whenua…
The book has been set as follows
Tangata Whenua $1.06
White rug muncher; $2.00
Straight white New Zealander; $3.25
Coconut; $3.50
Indian; $10
Chinese; $15
Any other Asian; $20
European from an EU country; $25
European from a non EU country; $30
Burkina Faso, Chad, Niger and Tanzania; $200
All the others; $20
$1.06? You’ll go broke!
This is what we are dealing with…Snape is Harry Potter.
A chronic mental sickness that has been bubbling under societies surface, has been released.
New York federal judge Sandra Feuerstein killed in Florida by hit-and-run driver
New York federal judge Sandra Feuerstein was killed when she was struck while walking on a sidewalk in Boca Raton, Florida, by an alleged hit-and-run driver, who also ran over a 6-year-old boy, leaving him seriously injured, according to police.
A police officer who first spoke to Snape, who was alone in the vehicle, said she refused to respond to questions and “stared into space,” according to the report.
Once placed in an ambulance, Snape “began to scream and fight with paramedics, stating that she was ‘Harry Potter,'” according to the report. Paramedics gave Snape 400 milligrams of the anesthetic ketamine in an attempt to calm her down, police said.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/york-federal-judge-sandra-feuerstein-killed-florida-hit/story?id=77005468
Ketamine. Horse tranquilizer. Give some to Cindy,
it might stop the flapping arms and wonky head.
Dunno what would stop the verbal diarrhea though.
Copper head.
Another twist to the Evergiven saga. Turkish TV.
https://twitter.com/maybe60794885/status/1381712894014976003?s=09
You Tube link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6a_WL4n9KM
Always thinking of yaself eh Bird. Tsk Tsk.
https://www.odt.co.nz/star-news/star-national/man-convicted-rape-after-stealthing-removing-condom-during-sex
So theyre watering down the definition of rape now?
Imo i would classify rape as involving force, violence, blackmail etc unwanted sex in otherwords. How do they prove a condom was removed as its purely he said she said?
I pity the poor fool the poor fool that slays a karen and has the condom break, that bitch will scream rape untill youre jailed.
…” the first known conviction for this type
of offending in aotearoa”…..
What the fuck is an ‘aotearoa’?
Woke, gutless piss-ant ‘journalists’
The truck driver just delivers it to the supermarket.
“All i have ever wanted from a yogurt is to know who the cows are”
https://img.ifunny.co/images/58b59d10e9f521f6cae1569cad2825fbe7921e31ed565c4664a6eb12424b3b4a_1.jpg
And then a great all knowing comment.
I think those cow names have been made up to allow even more funny comments in how to run them together. 🙂
Stupid bint that commented must want the special “bull yoghurt” if shes complaining about misogyny.
People are stupid
Especially city bred airheads looking for something to bitch about.
Just get the names in the right order.
Irma
Gohna
Letty
Root
May
Fanny
Though I think dear Rosa is really a total “send up”
https://twitter.com/i/status/1381555774334373888
There’s always help available in these situations Mikey, We did try to help Dad once but he unfriended us all.
I tell ya all, it wasn’t a pretty sight..?
But the publicity from our efforts to help Dad did lead to the Council lowering the position of the glory holes in the Hagley Park toilets stigie. 🙂
Italy prosecutors: WHO exec lied about spiked virus report
ROME (AP) — Italian prosecutors say a top World Health Organization official lied to them about a spiked WHO report into Italy’s coronavirus response, revealing private communications Friday that are likely to embarrass the U.N. health agency.
Prosecutors in Bergamo placed Dr. Ranieri Guerra, at the time a WHO assistant director general, under investigation for allegedly making false declarations to them when he voluntarily agreed to be questioned in November. Guerra was the WHO’s liaison with the Italian government after Italy became the epicenter of the COVID-19 outbreak in Europe last year.
They have not charged Guerra with any crime, outlining their allegations in an interim investigative document sent to the Italian foreign and justice ministries that listed him as one of six people under investigation in their probe.
https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2200915650102/italy-prosecutors-who-exec-lied-about-spiked-virus-report
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/article/Italy-prosecutors-WHO-exec-lied-about-spiked-16089066.php
Posted by the AP, so not some nut job site!
“Guerra had gone in his personal capacity and was questioned as someone informed about the facts, not as a suspect. But prosecutors ended up placing him under investigation because they said “he made false declarations.”
“Prosecutors laid out the allegations against Guerra in an eight-page formal request to the Italian Foreign Ministry, seeking its assistance in obtaining cooperation from WHO in their investigation.”
This should be breaking fucking news, nut it out in public, investigate it.
DIE MSM DIE
Tv1 just had parliament standing up to honor Prince Phillip, except speaker trevor mallard!
Are you sure he wasn’t standing. He’s a real shortarse. 🙂
Arsehole
My new signature line for emails. Uptick if you wanna use it too (you’re welcome if you like it)
—————– F * E * A * R —————
——— Fear Eats Away Reason ——
False evidence appearing real. FEAR
F E A R
Flatulence Escapes Assholes Regularly.
Bon out. Enjoy your night, you miscreants.
Flatulence Escapes Ashley’s Rectum.
Could substitute Ardern for Ashley.
False evidence appearing real.
That’s a good one, Viking. Better than mine, actually!
1 News tonight:
Coronavirus
Coronavirus
Coronavirus
Long term Coronavirus
BLM
Coronavirus
Global warming
National’s fucked
SPORTS NEWS:
Coronavirus
Long term coronavirus lockdowns
More lockdowns
Too dangerous to travel
COVID
Lockdowns
Managed isolation
Your refusal to report on the news about the terrible things that Maoris have suffered at the hands of civilisation marks you as a wacist!
A plea to serving police world-wide.
https://t.me/BeachMilkChannel/2377
Western Australia last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONw9uitR9dw
No one will care, they are too white.
Covid is to blame.
And racism.
And colonial oppression.
And white people.
Fml i somehow managed to post this in an old thread.
See if you can pinpoint when joe biden took over and see the reason why the usa is about to go down the gurgler econimically, look very carefully the change is hard to spot//
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/money-supply-m1
Heres NZs, can easily tell when cindy and robo started trashing the countries finances
https://tradingeconomics.com/new-zealand/money-supply-m1
I’ve spent the day with a fan of Cindy’s propagandists Suzy Wiles and Michael Baker. The fan is having the Covid vaccine because she is a true-believer and won’t hear any criticism as apparently I’m a conspiracy theorist. We don’t see eye to eye on much.
Thank goodness for the oasis of YSB. I needed to read HYS so thank you everyone for a dose of sanity after a frustrating day.
I hate to say this waikatogirl: your fan friend is a nitwit.
Unfortunately BGR we can’t choose family!!! 😝
I don’t know how we are soooo different! 😖
To be expected WG.
Those in the control group will watch from the sidelines.
We, us, the so called dissidents, will prevail.
After all, we have something they no longer have…
But for how long will we be able to watch from the sidelines, Floyd? If things degenerate the way they’re shaping up, without a vaccination ID we won’t be able to go to shops, gyms, public transport, malls, clubs, weddings, funerals, sports events – anywhere at all. Maybe we won’t even be allowed to buy food. We will be totally shut out from society. Is that the future?
No EK, if those things come to pass, there will be blood in the streets.
I’ll be dead by then.
Thank goodness for the oasis of YSB
My thoughts exactly, waikatogirl. However, sometimes I wonder just what proportion of New Zealanders actually are deeply suspicious of this Covid/vaccine scam. To me it seems obvious that there is some deeply malignant force at work here, but I simply can’t for the life of me put my finger on what’s going on. On a rational level almost everything connected to this ‘pandemic’ is just crazy out-of-this-world shit. But so many people just don’t see it, do they?
Then I listen to Peter Williams’ callers and most of them hold similar views to my own, and that gives me some reason to hope that it’s not just me who is going mad.
“We need to use covid 19 tactics to fight STDs” https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/national/gonorrhoea-and-syphilis-cases-surge-in-nz-report/ar-BB1fAQFX
Ffs the last thing we need is the govt poking their nose into everyones sexlife, please stop suggesting retarded ideas. Contact tracing and std passports…yeah nah.
Then going by this cindy will have to lockdown you aucklanders untill your sphillus infection rate drops… https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/local-democracy-reporting/300276220/syphilis-epidemic-continues-to-cause-alarm-call-for-extra-funding-to-stop-spread
Hamilton & Gisborne will become walled cities! They share the dubious distinction of being the top places to catch a dose of chlamydia.
Just put one of those scanner thingys on their heads, sorted. 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4zRnO_jcC0
Candace Owens on BLM co-founder’s million-dollar home-buying spree
‘Candace’ host reacts to self-proclaimed ‘Marxist’ Patrice Khan-Cullors’ real estate investments on ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight’
“She is a Marxist, has stolen money and enriched herself. She’s not hiding it”.
Not a good look for a health Minister, still he is a greenie. Try eating some meat dude, cockroaches just don’t cut it.
Puckered after just over a year…..soft.
Austria’s health minister resigns, saying he’s overworked
Rudolf Anschober, 60, had been health minister since January last year, when his Green party became the junior partner in a governing coalition under conservative Chancellor Sebastian Kurz.
Anschober, who suffered a burnout nine years ago, said he had suffered two episodes of sudden fatigue in the past month, as well as high blood pressure and tinnitus.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/austria-s-health-minister-resigns-saying-he-s-overworked-1.5385126
So there is really no point in doing the vaccinations or doing a rapid roll out?
This would seem to apply in New Zealand too.
Mr Hunt suggested at a news conference in Canberra on Tuesday the international border closures could last much longer and stay in place even if the entire population had been vaccinated against the coronavirus.
“Vaccination alone is no guarantee that you can open up,” Mr Hunt said.
Australia’s hotel quarantine to remain for ‘years to come’ despite travellers getting vaccinated
“If the whole country were vaccinated, you couldn’t just open the borders.
“We still have to look at a series of different factors: transmission, longevity [of vaccine protection] and the global impact – and those are factors which the world is learning about,” he said.
Mr Hunt said that it would be a joint decision made by the chief ministers, premiers and Prime Minister on whether Australia would ever depart from its zero-tolerance of the virus and said the country was “progressively” opening up under its current approach. ……
….. Health experts have repeatedly said that it was impossible for the world to eradicate COVID-19 as Australia and New Zealand had done and said the virus would be endemic around the world and circulate like the flu. ….
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/international-borders-might-not-open-even-if-whole-country-is-vaccinated-greg-hunt-20210413-p57ixi.html
So now we can figure, at the very most New Zealand will share in the shaky Australian bubble, and looks like no other real international connection.
It will all depend on the flow through & bookings of the Monitored Quarantine places.
It also seems that more powerful track & trace systems, along with vaccine, test passports, could be set for another push, sort of ratcheting things between vaccinations to be done to be rewarded by freer international travel,
Or are continuing border closures an election winner as it has proven to be for some of the states.
Federal elections will be held in or before 2022.